INTRODUCING
$SQUIRT
The only cryptocurrency you will HODL till the next bear run.
The only cryptocurrency you will HODL till the next bear run.
Now live!
Now live!
Now live!
Creation
Deep in the heart of a bustling gas station on the edge of nowhere, a blue slushie churned endlessly in its machine, unassuming and vibrant. One day, a dagengerously erect traveler, irritated with the heat and the long line, leaned over the counter and let out an exasperated sigh, followed by an impulsive ejaculation that arced perfectly into the spinning vortex of icy blue. Little did they know, this tiny act of frustration would spark something extraordinary within the frosty concoction.
Creation
Deep in the heart of a bustling gas station on the edge of nowhere, a blue slushie churned endlessly in its machine, unassuming and vibrant. One day, a dagengerously erect traveler, irritated with the heat and the long line, leaned over the counter and let out an exasperated sigh, followed by an impulsive ejaculation that arced perfectly into the spinning vortex of icy blue. Little did they know, this tiny act of frustration would spark something extraordinary within the frosty concoction.
Creation
Deep in the heart of a bustling gas station on the edge of nowhere, a blue slushie churned endlessly in its machine, unassuming and vibrant. One day, a dagengerously erect traveler, irritated with the heat and the long line, leaned over the counter and let out an exasperated sigh, followed by an impulsive ejaculation that arced perfectly into the spinning vortex of icy blue. Little did they know, this tiny act of frustration would spark something extraordinary within the frosty concoction.
Propagation
The combination of human semen, mystery ingredients, and the peculiar magic of the slushie machine's constant motion created an unexpected reaction. Slowly, the swirling blue mass began to coalesce, forming a small, gelatinous blob that blinked for the first time with tiny, curious eyes. This was Squirt, a sentient being born not from malice or intent, but from a quirky twist of fate and a moment of human imperfection.
Propagation
The combination of human semen, mystery ingredients, and the peculiar magic of the slushie machine's constant motion created an unexpected reaction. Slowly, the swirling blue mass began to coalesce, forming a small, gelatinous blob that blinked for the first time with tiny, curious eyes. This was Squirt, a sentient being born not from malice or intent, but from a quirky twist of fate and a moment of human imperfection.
Propagation
The combination of human semen, mystery ingredients, and the peculiar magic of the slushie machine's constant motion created an unexpected reaction. Slowly, the swirling blue mass began to coalesce, forming a small, gelatinous blob that blinked for the first time with tiny, curious eyes. This was Squirt, a sentient being born not from malice or intent, but from a quirky twist of fate and a moment of human imperfection.
Domination
Squirt quickly realized the world around him was much larger and stranger than the confines of his slushie machine birthplace. As he wobbled and jiggled his way to the edge of the counter, he observed the humans with fascination, their laughter, frustration, and endless chatter shaping his first impressions of life. Squirt's origins may have been accidental, but his journey to find purpose in a world that never planned for his existence was only just beginning.
Domination
Squirt quickly realized the world around him was much larger and stranger than the confines of his slushie machine birthplace. As he wobbled and jiggled his way to the edge of the counter, he observed the humans with fascination, their laughter, frustration, and endless chatter shaping his first impressions of life. Squirt's origins may have been accidental, but his journey to find purpose in a world that never planned for his existence was only just beginning.
Domination
Squirt quickly realized the world around him was much larger and stranger than the confines of his slushie machine birthplace. As he wobbled and jiggled his way to the edge of the counter, he observed the humans with fascination, their laughter, frustration, and endless chatter shaping his first impressions of life. Squirt's origins may have been accidental, but his journey to find purpose in a world that never planned for his existence was only just beginning.
What chain is $SQUIRT on?
Squirt is ONLY on Solana!
What chain is $SQUIRT on?
Squirt is ONLY on Solana!
What chain is $SQUIRT on?
Squirt is ONLY on Solana!
Where can I buy $SQUIRT?
You can buy $SQUIRT on pump.fun, raydium, through the Phantom wallet, or however your prefer to purchase memecoins!
Where can I buy $SQUIRT?
You can buy $SQUIRT on pump.fun, raydium, through the Phantom wallet, or however your prefer to purchase memecoins!
Where can I buy $SQUIRT?
You can buy $SQUIRT on pump.fun, raydium, through the Phantom wallet, or however your prefer to purchase memecoins!
